I know this topic has been covered plenty so I apologise, however my car is not quite doing what it should by the sounds of it.

So when I go to pedal test it to see what the code is the engine check light flashes but not in any sort of decipherable sequence. I’ve read that 10 flashes denotes a zero and subsequent flashes less than 10 are their own value all separated by a one or two second pause.

Mine however is rather erratic with this flash sequence, it doesn’t help that if I stare at this for two long I start to contemplate my own sanity, my Clark reader from machine mart doesn’t pick up any codes but the car+spanner light is on and the engine check flashes something when I pedal test it.

Anyone able to confirm wtf is going on or whether or not I’m just being stupid?