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  • corsa vs monkey on a dogs back

    who would win a race between me an this guy?

    look at him! the cocky little so and so

    he drove into macdonalds last night pulling wheelies and everything

    hes got the weight advantage but i have a stage 3 corsa with blue paint

    will i get embarrassed?




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  • #2
    Haha!!

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    • #3
      performance calculator

      corsa

      Power at Flywheel (BHP) : 240
      Weight without Driver (KG) : 1166
      Power to Weight Ratio (BHP Per Ton) : 209.14
      0 - 60 (Secs) : 5.51
      0 - 100 (Secs) : 13.27
      60 - 100 (Secs) : 7.75
      Quarter Mile (Secs) : 13.87
      Terminal Speed (MPH) : 102.25
      Drag Strip Quarter Mile (Secs) : 13.67
      Drag Strip Terminal Speed (MPH) : 104.09


      dog

      Power at Flywheel (BHP) : .5
      Weight without Driver (KG) : 25
      Power to Weight Ratio (BHP Per Ton) : 20.32

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      • #4
        god. what they feeding you over there!
        i would say you need the mrs for some distraction, but that doesnt seem to work at the brest of times!!!! haha!!

        edit: i meant best!! oops

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        • #5
          Very cute x
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          Was TV Mag Featured Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition 353, gone but not forgotten. Current car MY15 RR Evoque Dynamic SD4 Zanzibar Bronze with Black Pack, Magnetic Ride, 20" Forged OEM Stormer Alloys, Fully Loaded xx

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          • #6
            Make sure your back seats are down and I reckon you might just edge it!!!
            YOU CAN ALL K155 MY VXR's!!

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            It takes 46 muscles to frown.....but only 4 to flip 'em the bird!!!

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            • #7
              Dog all day....that beast is hungry for a win


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              • #8
                dog does have 4 wheel drive! his launch will beat me no bother

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                • #9
                  Not another racing thread!



                  my VXR history: Arden Corsa, Astra Nurburgring, Corsa Arctic, Evoke VXR8, Black Corsa, Silver Vectra, a long weekend with an Insignia, a chilli burger and now a siggy tourer!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by moeman View Post
                    Not another racing thread!
                    whos your money on

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                      whos your money on
                      Can I put a pony on the monkey?




                      my VXR history: Arden Corsa, Astra Nurburgring, Corsa Arctic, Evoke VXR8, Black Corsa, Silver Vectra, a long weekend with an Insignia, a chilli burger and now a siggy tourer!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                        dog does have 4 wheel drive! his launch will beat me no bother
                        Also has no pistons to break either... Possible try running him over?

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                        • #13
                          quiet bored Gary ?
                          MB E63s AMG
                          MB C63 AMG & Performance Package
                          Megane R.S. 250 CUP - Gone, But Not Forgotten
                          Opel Corsa OPC / VXR - Gone, But Not Forgotten

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                          • #14
                            lol! umm just seeing if anyone takes it serious lol

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                              lol! umm just seeing if anyone takes it serious lol
                              You mean it wasn't serious?

                              Damn I was waitin for the result to be posted as a video.

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