whats the funniest ones you know, im newly single out tomora night and fancy a laugh throwing some at some ladies. All help much appreciated.
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Originally posted by MattHVXR View PostJust ask a girl if she will give you the gift from grandma.
lol been reading the urban dictionary, lol
Sorry mods I will remove if offensive
Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I love cheesey ones
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