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    whats the funniest ones you know, im newly single out tomora night and fancy a laugh throwing some at some ladies. All help much appreciated.

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    Oh dear, oh dear

    I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lawro View Post
      Oh dear, oh dear

      I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves
      Oh yeh Just for fun matey just wondered wht people know.

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      • #4
        The wizards sleeves ? lol

        Originally posted by Lawro View Post
        Oh dear, oh dear

        I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MattHVXR View Post
          The wizards sleeves ? lol
          LOL Google it mate

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MattHVXR View Post
            The wizards sleeves ? lol
            no no stick on course chat up lines not metaphors for girls with loose naughty bits

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            • #7
              Oh Yeah. LMAO lol
              Originally posted by Lawro View Post
              LOL Google it mate

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sootie600 View Post
                no no stick on course chat up lines not metaphors for girls with loose naughty bits
                Originally posted by MattHVXR View Post
                Oh Yeah. LMAO lol

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                • #9
                  u dont need chat up lines u live in barnsley and student night is wed ... its easy pickings
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                  • #10
                    Just a nice reminder to keep it family friendly please

                    Astra

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                    • #11
                      Just ask a girl if she will give you the gift from grandma.
                      lol been reading the urban dictionary, lol
                      Sorry mods I will remove if offensive

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kirky2k4 View Post
                        u dont need chat up lines u live in barnsley and student night is wed ... its easy pickings
                        hense why im going out tomora ha ha

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                        • #13
                          We want picture evidence mate.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MattHVXR View Post
                            Just ask a girl if she will give you the gift from grandma.
                            lol been reading the urban dictionary, lol
                            Sorry mods I will remove if offensive
                            aww now im guna have to ask you wht tht means lol how about:

                            Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

                            There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

                            My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

                            Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

                            I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!

                            **** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

                            I love cheesey ones

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by IanJ View Post
                              Just a nice reminder to keep it family friendly please
                              was this a warning before I got to this thread Ian?
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