Chat Up Lines

[Sootie600]

whats the funniest ones you know, im newly single out tomora night and fancy a laugh throwing some at some ladies. All help much appreciated.

[Lawro]

Oh dear, oh dear

I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves

[Sootie600]

Oh dear, oh dear

I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves

Oh yeh Just for fun matey just wondered wht people know.

[MattHVXR]

The wizards sleeves ? lol

Oh dear, oh dear

I would stear well clear mate, the only thing that chat up lines attract are the Wizards sleeves

[Lawro]

The wizards sleeves ? lol

LOL Google it mate

[Sootie600]

The wizards sleeves ? lol

no no stick on course chat up lines not metaphors for girls with loose naughty bits

[MattHVXR]

Oh Yeah. LMAO lol

LOL Google it mate

[Lawro]

no no stick on course chat up lines not metaphors for girls with loose naughty bits

Oh Yeah. LMAO lol

[kirky2k4]

u dont need chat up lines u live in barnsley and student night is wed ... its easy pickings

[IanJ]

Just a nice reminder to keep it family friendly please

[MattHVXR]

Just ask a girl if she will give you the gift from grandma.
lol been reading the urban dictionary, lol
Sorry mods I will remove if offensive

[Sootie600]

u dont need chat up lines u live in barnsley and student night is wed ... its easy pickings

hense why im going out tomora ha ha

[MattHVXR]

We want picture evidence mate.

[Sootie600]

Just ask a girl if she will give you the gift from grandma.
lol been reading the urban dictionary, lol
Sorry mods I will remove if offensive

aww now im guna have to ask you wht tht means lol how about:

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!

**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I love cheesey ones

[vxr-bandit]

Just a nice reminder to keep it family friendly please

was this a warning before I got to this thread Ian?