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  • Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

    Epic thread lmao

    http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...i=0&nmt=Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?&mid=0

    Another quality late night thread from PH
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    V8, not for everyone but 10/10 for your effort.

  • #2
    I saw this a few days back LOL

    The best quotes are "Go round and smash her back door's in!" and "Your be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn!"

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    • #3
      Hehe

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      • #4
        Remember to check that the meat runs clear before eating though

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stewarty-vxr View Post
          Remember to check that the meat runs clear before eating though

          ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

          Good bit of advice pml
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          V8, not for everyone but 10/10 for your effort.

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          • #6
            I liked "kick her in the lady cake until her **** explode"

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            • #7
              ... Just out of interest, is her washing line within sprinting distance?


              MADE ME LOL


              Epic comment - I would fk her then wipe my **** in her hair then throw her out.

              Because you got to treat some ladies properly.

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              • #8
                Can you guess who this is about??? Shouldn't be funny but it is.

                You poor sod.

                'Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.

                A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.

                Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!

                Unluckily her awful mother is still there.

                I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

                You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.'

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                • #9
                  snowy slopes said:
                  smash her back doors in
                  I would imagine they are hanging off the hinges by now old chap.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                    Can you guess who this is about??? Shouldn't be funny but it is.

                    You poor sod.

                    'Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.

                    A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.

                    Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!

                    Unluckily her awful mother is still there.

                    I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

                    You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.'
                    Goody

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                    • #11
                      theres is some properly funny comments on there lol

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                      • #12
                        Thats made my day, some really funny comments there,

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Stanners View Post
                          I liked "kick her in the lady cake until her **** explode"
                          +1

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                          • #14
                            Are you sure its not the population of Jordan moving in It wouldnt suprise me if it was!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                              Can you guess who this is about??? Shouldn't be funny but it is.

                              You poor sod.

                              'Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.

                              A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.

                              Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!

                              Unluckily her awful mother is still there.

                              I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

                              You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.'
                              I did see her in epping i wanted to go back an buy some egg's
                              the truth is out there
                              part GSI part VXR
                              tyre shreding tarmac terrorist

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