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  • someone had it in for him :D

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly
    check-up.

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are
    great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
    pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc?'

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.


    'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses
    a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he
    accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a
    lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He
    realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent
    creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were
    his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.' ‘Miraculously, two shots
    rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

    Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

    The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a
    couple of rounds into that beaver.'

    The doctor replied, 'my point exactly.'
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    Quality!
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    • #3
      , gotta feeling i know who sent that to you

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      • #4
        Yea daz, he is small
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        • #5
          That is a good un

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          • #6
            Class..............

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            • #7
              Quality

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              • #8
                Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                Quality

                aha,so that jokes ok then?came from same source as the ginger one!lol.

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                • #9
                  The ginger one is racialist

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                    The ginger one is racialist


                    NO SIR.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                      The ginger one is racialist
                      don`t flatter yourself , Ginger isn`t even a race

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Daz View Post
                        don`t flatter yourself , Ginger isn`t even a race

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Daz View Post
                          don`t flatter yourself , Ginger isn`t even a race
                          You're right.

                          It's a priviledge. Only a select few of the most advanced human beings are given this priviledge.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by S18DMW View Post
                            You're right.

                            It's a priviledge. Only a select few of the most advanced human beings are given this priviledge.
                            I have ginger in my beard and publics, am I special?
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                            • #15
                              There's many reasons why you're special

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