Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was just after eight. They got off at quality street. He asked her name. "polo i'm the one with the hole" she said with a wispa. "I'm marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her cream eggs then slipped his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tictacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight. But three days later his sherbert dibdab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he had allsorts!!