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  • How to achieve inner peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

    By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

    A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished,

    and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.

    Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

    Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis.
    Last edited by Heavenly; 29 October 2008, 09:31 PM.
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      hahha thats a good one
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