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  • Daddy phones home

    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


    **'Hello?'**


    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mummy near the phone?'**


    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


    **After a brief pause,**



    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**
    **Right now..'**


    Brief Pause.


    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**


    **'I did it, Daddy.'**

    **'And what happened, honey?' **

    'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.**

    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****


    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**

    **'Swimming pool? ...........**

    **Is this 486-5731?'*

    **No, I think you have the wrong number........*
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  • #2
    Was waiting for that

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    • #3
      lmao keep em coming rams

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      • #4
        HAHAHA Very good!
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        • #5
          Very good, seem a similar one before

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