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    A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.
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    > 'You know what?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started
    > swearing.'
    >
    > The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    >
    > 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you
    > swear after me, OK?'
    >
    > 'OK, OK' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    >
    > The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
    > for breakfast.
    >
    > 'I'll have some of that Weetbix sh** !'
    >
    > *SMACK*!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
    > up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
    >
    > She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do
    > YOU want for breakfast, young man????'
    >
    > 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be ****ing Weetbix!'
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    Hehe, ..That's a cracker, Rams! It's the way ye tell 'em
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      GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

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