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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object,

    only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
    They are only $5.'

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie.

    I need water!

    I should kill you, but I must find water first!'
    'OK,' said the old Jewish man,

    'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.

    I will show you that I am bigger than that.

    If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
    you will find a lovely restaurant.

    It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

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    'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!
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    Hirrrarrriouss!!!
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      GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

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      • #4
        yeah this one is nice...
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        • #5


          Thats a good one!

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          • #6
            everybody in the office liked it lol

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            • #7
              lol, did you know that there is only 1 jewish person in afghanistan and he sells carpets from his home in kabul which is also a synagoyge, just a little bit of useless info

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              • #8
                pmsl old 1 but still gives me a chuckle ramsay
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by worsy View Post
                  pmsl old 1 but still gives me a chuckle ramsay
                  Why thank you Chris....an oldie but a goodie....( a bit like yourself)
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                  Gotta L200 4x4 now....Mental
                  Who is up for a spot of Offroading

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rams View Post
                    Why thank you Chris....an oldie but a goodie....( a bit like yourself)
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                    stealth no more but beware of the silver lightning GSI with vxr power
                    M.U.F.C.
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                    • #11
                      lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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