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  • Essex girl joke

    An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the Essex girl "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
    "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
    "Doesn't that get confusing?"
    "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
    "That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames."
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  • #2
    Yeah like it

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    • #3
      My best mates girlfriend is from sunny Essex, I'll def be telling her that one lol

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