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    Don't try this at home!


    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

    I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
    sigpicUse to have Astra VXR ST2(courtenay Sport ) 281bhp & 323lb/ft
    Gotta L200 4x4 now....Mental
    Who is up for a spot of Offroading

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    GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

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    • #3
      Have some rep for being funny
      Corsa Has Left The Building

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Nath View Post
        Have some rep for being funny
        Cheer Nath...have some rep for being nice
        sigpicUse to have Astra VXR ST2(courtenay Sport ) 281bhp & 323lb/ft
        Gotta L200 4x4 now....Mental
        Who is up for a spot of Offroading

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          grin:

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          • #6
            That's kak funny!

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                • #9
                  well what can i say only the jock give out good jokes


                  I like it will try that next time am out on the ****

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