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    Ok guys,

    Really need your help with this one, because i'm tearing my hair out over it. Let me start by saying my girlfriend is the best, we are engaged and due to be married in the summer. She completes me, and I dont know what I would do without her...

    Well, anyways. The other day, she recieves a text message on her phone, but wouldn't let me see it, she was really secretive about it. As soon as she reads it, she's starts to get dressed, putting make-up on and generally "tarting" herself up. So, a little bit suspicous of this, I decide something is awry, and I decide to secretly follow her, wherever she's going.

    So she leaves the house, and I take chase, careful so she can't see me following her. She stops at this house, and promptly goes in. So, I'm sat outside the house in my new vxr, unable to see much. I decide to get out of the car for a better view. So there I am crouched down next to the door of my car, when I see her in the upstairs bedroom, stipping off. And then I spot this guy, passionately kissing her as she teasingly strips....and thats when it happens. My world comes crashing down before my eyes, as I notice that some idiot has scratched my car......

    Anybody know any good bodywork specialists?

  • #2
    Is this not a re-post?

    Still funny though.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MICHELOB View Post
        Is this not a re-post?

        Still funny though.
        if it is i`ve not seen it before so thought i`de post it ,it is funny

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        • #5
          Originally posted by eve vxr View Post
          why the slap ?? didn`t you like it ??

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            • #7
              Originally posted by daz View Post
              why the slap ?? didn`t you like it ??
              Being more bothered about the car, men pmsl

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              • #8
                Originally posted by eve vxr View Post
                Being more bothered about the car, men pmsl
                you know us men boys and their toys

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by daz View Post
                  you know us men boys and their toys
                  i do, only too well pmsl

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                  • #10
                    And i thought. Shame this guy must be so sad!

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                    • #11
                      oh dear

                      Sorry dude, but this has done the rounds of the forums so many times that it just aint funny anymore

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by andy_gdon View Post
                        oh dear

                        Sorry dude, but this has done the rounds of the forums so many times that it just aint funny anymore
                        1st time for me so i thinks it`s funny and you probably did the 1st time round aswell , not funny to you but funny to others who aint seen it before

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                        • #13
                          now i have seen this before and found it quite funny, but tonight im in tired dreary mood because i've been up since very early this morning. i saw it was from you daz, and although i have never met you before, or anyone on this forum actually, i thought oh no this is going to be sad - not nice when it happens to anyone but daz seems pretty active in this community so must be a nice bloke....

                          so as i was reading it through i was gettin a little tense and wondering what was going to happen. just as you got to the guy kissing her bit i was like "omg!! poor bloke!!".

                          you little bar stewerd, preying on the feelings of the extremely tired......

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                              Thats the first time ive heard it too, i was really into the story mate then once i read the end i was laughing so much, great one well done

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