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  • Dont try this at home

    Its maybe already been posted but will post userfriendly as poss

    One sure way to make your woman hit the roof when she ***'s
    Take your di*k out and wipe it on the curtains



    sorry if it offends some people

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    Mikey ......am shocked.....
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    • #3
      my girlfriend was shocked when i tried it also

      JOKING BY THE WAY

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mikey buchan View Post
        my girlfriend was shocked when i tried it also

        JOKING BY THE WAY
        you been in my house looking at the curtains

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        • #5
          Originally posted by hoggy a View Post
          you been in my house looking at the curtains
          Yeah but not looking at your curtains thou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


          JOKE

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          • #6
            your not sniffing my boxers

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            • #7
              shhhhhhhhhhhh dont let my secret out pal

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              • #8
                u been on the juice mikey? lol

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                • #9
                  Vodka And Coke's Mate

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                  • #10
                    nice job, i have been the same since i landed

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                    • #11
                      Cana beet it gan tothe sterophonics gig at aecc 2morro

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                      • #12
                        Eh? I'm confused!?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mikey buchan View Post
                          Cana beet it gan tothe sterophonics gig at aecc 2morro
                          aye you can take the boy out of peterheed but you cant take peterheed out the boy lol

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by duffvxr View Post
                            aye you can take the boy out of peterheed but you cant take peterheed out the boy lol

                            Boys fae the Bloo Toon!! What can I say? Nae much! I hope your curtains aren't dry-clean only Mikey, ..as you're poor girl friend will get the same funny look from the woman at the cleaners as Monica Lewinski got when she took her 'Bill Clinton dress' to be done!

                            Glad you got off the rig on time, Duffvxr.
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