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  • Sorry its Friday - its JOKE time !

    Dear Johnny,

    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila

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    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

    Johnny
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    Sorry - I couldnt resist - this is a cracker !



    Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

    The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

    Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

    Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

    'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
    So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

    'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

    The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

    'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'
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