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  • Toddy
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    If you work in a confined sapce you can get extra money

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    old 1 but good 1

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  • Arden VXR
    started a topic WAGE RISE

    WAGE RISE

    Wage Rise




    I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    reasons:

    I do physical labor
    I work at great depths
    I plunge head first into everything I do
    I do not get weekends off or public holidays
    I work in a damp environment
    I don't get paid overtime
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    I work in high temperatures
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases
    Yours truly,

    *****
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    Dear *****,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
    have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
    following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight
    You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other
    areas
    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
    stimulated in order to start working
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
    You'll retire well before reaching 65.

    You're unable to work double shifts before you have completed the day's work
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

    Sincerely,

    The Management
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