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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?



    Why is the word abbreviation so long?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does
    An Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up your **** **** anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !


    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on.......

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster ?
    Last edited by rams; 8 December 2008, 12:58 PM. Reason: so The boss can see
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    PMSL .Mr Rams so true ........lol
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    WHICH ONE TODAY.... ???

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    • #3
      Can't read any of it.... Its white text on a white background

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      • #4
        Why is your font so HUGE!?
        "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DavidM View Post
          Why is your font so HUGE!?
          God you cant please anybody on this forum
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          Gotta L200 4x4 now....Mental
          Who is up for a spot of Offroading

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DavidM View Post
            Why is your font so HUGE!?

            Why did you read it all first then complain about the font

            seen them before, still makes me laugh LOL!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MagicDust View Post
              Why did you read it all first then complain about the font

              seen them before, still makes me laugh LOL!!!

              I opened the thread then read it from across the room

              Haha, funny stuff though
              "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."

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              • #8
                All so true lol

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                • #9
                  haha too true

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                  • #10
                    why do we say i tried like a bear....
                    ..... gone but not forgotten.....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rams View Post


                      Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

                      Maybe thats just me then!!

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                      • #12
                        Very funny, ..and very, very true!!! Thanks for my daily dose of the giggles x
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                        • #13
                          And there was me thinking that you were gonna come up with the answers as well Rams pmsl

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