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    > A young man called Ron wanted to buy
    > a Christmas present for his new
    > girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing
    > each other for very long and she
    > lived a considerable distance away.
    > He consulted with his sister and
    > decided after careful consideration,
    > that a pair of good quality gloves
    > would strike the right note, not too
    > romantic and not too personal.
    > Off he went with his sister to
    > Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
    > dainty pair of fur lined quality
    > leather gloves. His sister bought a
    > pair of knickers for herself at the
    > same time.
    > Harrods had a free gift wrap offer
    > but the assistant mixed up the two
    > items, the sister got the gloves and
    > Ron got the knickers.
    > Good old Ron sent off his gift
    > wrapped present in a parcel with the
    > following letter.
    > Dear Sasha,
    > I chose these because I've noticed
    > that you are not wearing any when we
    > go out in the evenings. If it had
    > not been for my sister I would have
    > chosen the long ones with buttons,
    > but she wears shorter ones (which are
    > easier to remove).
    > These are a very delicate shade, but
    > the lady I bought them from showed
    > me the pair she had been wearing for
    > the past three weeks and they were
    > hardly soiled at all.
    > I had her try yours on for me and
    > she looked really smart in them even
    > though they were a little bit tight
    > on her. She also said that they rub
    > against her ring which helps keep it
    > clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
    > wash it since she began wearing
    > them.
    > I wish I was there to put them on
    > for you the first time, as no doubt
    > many other hands will touch them
    > before I have a chance to see you again.
    > When you take them off remember to
    > blow into them a little bit because
    > they will be naturally a little damp
    > from wearing.
    > Just imagine how many times my lips
    > will kiss them during the coming year.
    > I hope you will wear them for me on
    > our next date.
    > All my love,
    > Ron.
    > P.S. My mum tells me that the latest
    > style is to wear them folded down
    > with a little bit of fur showing.
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