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    A young man called Ron wanted to buy
    a Christmas present for his new
    girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing
    each other for very long and she
    lived a considerable distance away.

    He consulted with his sister and
    decided after careful consideration,
    that a pair of good quality gloves
    would strike the right note, not too
    romantic and not too personal.

    Off he went with his sister to
    Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
    dainty pair of fur lined quality
    leather gloves. His sister bought a
    pair of knickers for herself at the
    same time.

    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer
    but the assistant mixed up the two
    items, the sister got the gloves and
    Ron got the knickers.

    Good old Ron sent off his gift
    wrapped present in a parcel with the
    following letter.


    Dear Sasha,

    I chose these because I've noticed
    that you are not wearing any when we
    go out in the evenings. If it had
    not been for my sister I would have
    chosen the long ones with buttons,
    but she wears shorter ones (which are
    easier to remove).

    These are a very delicate shade, but
    the lady I bought them from showed
    me the pair she had been wearing for
    the past three weeks and they were
    hardly soiled at all.

    I had her try yours on for me and
    she looked really smart in them even
    though they were a little bit tight
    on her. She also said that they rub
    against her ring which helps keep it
    clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
    wash it since she began wearing
    them.

    I wish I was there to put them on
    for you the first time, as no doubt
    many other hands will touch them
    before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off remember to
    blow into them a little bit because
    they will be naturally a little damp
    from wearing.

    Just imagine how many times my lips
    will kiss them during the coming year.

    I hope you will wear them for me on
    our next date.

    All my love,

    Ron.

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest
    style is to wear them folded down
    with a little bit of fur showing.

  • #2
    And......
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    • #3
      lol thats soooo funny

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      • #4
        like that.
        sigpic v6 and loving it

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        • #5
          And....
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          • #6
            ****ing pmsl m8, poor ron might get a slap on the next date i reckon

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            • #7
              Originally posted by miniman View Post
              And....
              ?????? what?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by hutch924 View Post
                ?????? what?
                Was waiting for the ending
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                • #9
                  very good

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by hutch924 View Post
                    A young man called Ron wanted to buy
                    a Christmas present for his new
                    girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing
                    each other for very long and she
                    lived a considerable distance away.

                    He consulted with his sister and
                    decided after careful consideration,
                    that a pair of good quality gloves
                    would strike the right note, not too
                    romantic and not too personal.

                    Off he went with his sister to
                    Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
                    dainty pair of fur lined quality
                    leather gloves. His sister bought a
                    pair of knickers for herself at the
                    same time.

                    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer
                    but the assistant mixed up the two
                    items, the sister got the gloves and
                    Ron got the knickers.

                    Good old Ron sent off his gift
                    wrapped present in a parcel with the
                    following letter.


                    Dear Sasha,

                    I chose these because I've noticed
                    that you are not wearing any when we
                    go out in the evenings. If it had
                    not been for my sister I would have
                    chosen the long ones with buttons,
                    but she wears shorter ones (which are
                    easier to remove).

                    These are a very delicate shade, but
                    the lady I bought them from showed
                    me the pair she had been wearing for
                    the past three weeks and they were
                    hardly soiled at all.

                    I had her try yours on for me and
                    she looked really smart in them even
                    though they were a little bit tight
                    on her. She also said that they rub
                    against her ring which helps keep it
                    clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
                    wash it since she began wearing
                    them.

                    I wish I was there to put them on
                    for you the first time, as no doubt
                    many other hands will touch them
                    before I have a chance to see you again.

                    When you take them off remember to
                    blow into them a little bit because
                    they will be naturally a little damp
                    from wearing.

                    Just imagine how many times my lips
                    will kiss them during the coming year.

                    I hope you will wear them for me on
                    our next date.

                    All my love,

                    Ron.

                    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest
                    style is to wear them folded down
                    with a little bit of fur showing.
                    Hutch mate...stop stealing ma jokes
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                    Gotta L200 4x4 now....Mental
                    Who is up for a spot of Offroading

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                    • #11
                      got it on email today lol

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                      • #12
                        lol very good

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