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  • Manflu FTL

    I'm actually dieing

    In the last two days i've gone through 4 toilet rolls (had no mansized aloevira tissues ) blowing my nose...

    My head is killing, my neck and body aching, my lips are chapped.

    And I don't even have anyone to nurse me, sucks being single

    Anyone fancy giving me some sympathy?

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    hot whisky with 2 sugars...

    sweat it out of you!!!!!! and you'll be fine tomorrow

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    • #3
      Been there mate.... fortunately I had my very own Florence Nightingale and she bought me back from death's door...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by skot View Post
        I'm actually dieing

        In the last two days i've gone through 4 toilet rolls (had no mansized aloevira tissues ) blowing my nose...

        My head is killing, my neck and body aching, my lips are chapped.

        And I don't even have anyone to nurse me, sucks being single

        Anyone fancy giving me some sympathy?

        Ditto i am the same..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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        • #5
          Had it bad last year mate. Doctor must think I'm an old geriatic now as he called me in for a flu jab. So far ok. Just to be safe going to Feurteventura for a week.
          Get well soon Skott, will think of you whilst finishing a couple of tinnies off at the side of our pool lol.
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          Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and runaway. Death really hates that.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by vxrcourt3 View Post
            Ditto i am the same..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            As above. Get well soon Daz.
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            Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and runaway. Death really hates that.

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            • #7
              Why does everyone assume they have flu when it is likely to just be a heavy cold .
              If its the cold you have , sweat it out . If its flu , wear light clothing , and keep the room really cool . Get well soon .
              CORSA VXR , ARDEN BLUE , S+L , AFL , 18'S .
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              Gone but not forgotten .
              MPS takes the edge off though !

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Remus View Post
                Had it bad last year mate. Doctor must think I'm an old geriatic now as he called me in for a flu jab. So far ok. Just to be safe going to Feurteventura for a week.
                Get well soon Skott, will think of you whilst finishing a couple of tinnies off at the side of our pool lol.
                Take me with you please? Feurterventura is well nice. Proper warm, although a little windy

                Just been to the shop to top up on OJ, beechams, tissues, volvic strawberry water.

                I'll have to nurse myself I think.

                Might try that whiskey and two sugars, sounds nice

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by soosie View Post
                  Why does everyone assume they have flu when it is likely to just be a heavy cold .
                  If its the cold you have , sweat it out . If its flu , wear light clothing , and keep the room really cool . Get well soon .
                  Because men are too hard to catch the cold, we only get flu

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by skot View Post
                    Because men are too hard to catch the cold, we only get flu
                    You may be unwell but at least you have a sense of humour .
                    CORSA VXR , ARDEN BLUE , S+L , AFL , 18'S .
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                    Gone but not forgotten .
                    MPS takes the edge off though !

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by soosie View Post
                      You may be unwell but at least you have a sense of humour .
                      I always have a sense of humour To bad it doesn't get me the women

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by soosie View Post
                        You may be unwell but at least you have a sense of humour .
                        He must have if he thinks I'm taking him with me pmsl.
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                        Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and runaway. Death really hates that.

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                        • #13
                          Only joking Scott. Wish I could Mate.
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                          Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and runaway. Death really hates that.

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                          • #14
                            I haven't had a day off work EVER! my entire working life of 5 years lol I am only 22, got my first job at 17 yrs old.... and I have never been off work ever. If your I'll just go to work...

                            I've been to work with: man Flu, actual flu, Heavy colds, Food poisoning, broken ribs....

                            I can't stand the sissy nature of the world... My staff get a snivel and they ring in sick winds me up!!!

                            GRRRR rant over

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Schneider View Post
                              I haven't had a day off work EVER! my entire working life of 5 years lol I am only 22, got my first job at 17 yrs old.... and I have never been off work ever. If your I'll just go to work...

                              I've been to work with: man Flu, actual flu, Heavy colds, Food poisoning, broken ribs....

                              I can't stand the sissy nature of the world... My staff get a snivel and they ring in sick winds me up!!!

                              GRRRR rant over
                              Would you like a job? There is no such thing as man flu women are just manufactured better in the pain and symptons arena and men arnt.
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