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    A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.
    He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"
    The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?
    He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."

    So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

    The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."

    The guy replies, "no kidding"!
    You think I asked for a 14 inch bic!"
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