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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

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    | Cheese Sandwich: £1.50 |

    | Chicken Sandwich: £2.50 |

    | Hand Job: £10.00 |

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    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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    The Derv-ert
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    • #3
      ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol


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      • #4
        Ha ha ha ha!

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