An old man wanted to plant some tomatoes in his garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad"
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Please don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love Vinnie"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Now your garden has been dug up for you go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do while stuck in prison.
Love Vinnie"