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  • Crusty Wafflebutt.

    This just takes a minute and will make you laugh.

    MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ..

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

    Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..

    Here is your dose of humor...

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

    Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
    And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
    And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
    evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
    So:-

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle


    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
    half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day


    So Alex Chapman = Crusty Wafflebutt
    My Wife Lyndsey = Boobie Wafflebutt
    My sister in law = Doombah Gizzardlips.

    Do it your self and post you new name.

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    Dorfus DippinChunks

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    • #3
      Fluffylickinfanny :wink:
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      Youtube Channel - HeavenlyDetail

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      • #4
        Originally posted by vxrmarc
        Fluffylickinfanny :wink:
        you wish


        maRc = Dorfus

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        • #5
          boobie farkleface - maiden

          boobie dippinsniffer - married

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          • #6
            Liver dippindoodle
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            • #7
              Farcus Dippindoodle

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              • #8
                AlexFi = Crusty Farklehump
                VXRDave = Sneezy Burgernose
                Worsy = Dorfus Pottydoodle
                Sparky = Dorfus Wafflebrains
                Mick Parks = Goober Dippindoodle

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                • #9
                  P_D (as in Police Driver) = Boobie GizzardLips

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                  • #10
                    Now I wonder where this came from

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                    • #11
                      Goober Waffledunkin

                      mine sucks!

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                      • #12
                        Dorfus Dippindoodle
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                        My VXR from Start to Finish

                        Gone but not forgotten - one of the original crew

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                        • #13
                          ha ha that's a good 1 alex my wife's name ( maiden ) is snickle gizzardbrains she aint got any
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                          stealth no more but beware of the silver lightning GSI with vxr power
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by worsy
                            ha ha that's a good 1 alex my wife's name ( maiden ) is snickle gizzardbrains she aint got any
                            both my maiden and married name are pretty cool

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                            • #15
                              VXRDave = Sneezy Burgernose

                              lol

                              www.courtenaysport.co.uk/ For all your tuning needs

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