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  • I need your help/ideas !!!

    My best mate is flying home in December from IRL, I am going to pick him from Vienna airport and as we are doing all the time some crazy thinks (last time I give him in Pub plates from his own car like present ) so I am looking again for some crazy sick idea what to sort out on airport, I was thinking to call local Police to tell them that he is charring lot of cocaine, but don’t want he will be in jail whole holidays (Christmas / new year) or was thinking that in front of the exit will be waiting for him few (lot) topless girls with big banner „Welcome home Dusan“

    So any idea what I can do will be nice

    Thx Brano
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    topless bird is a winner with me now just get some pics when he does land
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    • #3
      Originally posted by worsy View Post
      topless bird is a winner with me now just get some pics when he does land


      OK, but any other idea pls ?
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      • #4
        bundle him into a van outside the airport! fake kidnap!

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        • #5
          Just dont turn up lol

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          • #6
            Originally posted by randomgary View Post
            bundle him into a van outside the airport! fake kidnap!


            Originally posted by faye View Post
            Just dont turn up lol
            yeah, was thinking also about that
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            • #7
              does he live alone or with parents?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                does he live alone or with parents?
                he bought 2 floors house, ground floor shut be for him and upstairs for his parents but not sure if its already completly remodelled, so not sure if they are still together on ground floor or if his parents already moved upstairs...
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                • #9
                  hmmm well a pint of maggots (fly pupae you use for fishing) through his letterbox a week before he arrives should fill his appartment full of flies!!!!

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                  • #10
                    or you can propperly brick up his doors! full with concrete! just leave a small rock hammer beside it

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                      hmmm well a pint of maggots (fly pupae you use for fishing) through his letterbox a week before he arrives should fill his appartment full of flies!!!!
                      problem is that we dont have letterboxes like in UK on doors - just on fence outside the house

                      Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                      or you can propperly brick up his doors! full with concrete! just leave a small rock hammer beside it


                      thats will be cool, but i dont want something so crazy that he will need than pick hammer to open the door but it sounds really interesting if his parrents are already living on the second floor maybe will do that but if not...
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by brano_co View Post
                        problem is that we dont have letterboxes like in UK on doors - just on fence outside the house





                        thats will be cool, but i dont want something so crazy that he will need than pick hammer to open the door but it sounds really interesting if his parrents are already living on the second floor maybe will do that but if not...
                        what about speaking to his parents and getting his house keys, then you can turn his house upside down! everything the same way just superglued on the roof or lift his carpets and lay a lawn (grass) in his front room like a carpet

                        if he has a car remove his driveshafts

                        arrange a swingers party to his house on the night he arrives

                        order loads of gay porn to his address

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by randomgary View Post
                          what about speaking to his parents and getting his house keys, then you can turn his house upside down! everything the same way just superglued on the roof or lift his carpets and lay a lawn (grass) in his front room like a carpet

                          if he has a car remove his driveshafts

                          arrange a swingers party to his house on the night he arrives

                          order loads of gay porn to his address
                          yes i can but they moved into that house when he was already in IRL, so dont think he can spott the difference that idea with grass is excelent

                          his car is in IRL, for that reason is he flying home

                          about the swingers party - think he will be really lucky, but that dont make on my face, but on his...

                          want to see his parrents once they open his mail (once he is in IRL they are opening all his mail to let him now just the most necessary informations) with gay porn not bad idea too

                          where are you going for this **** Gary btw?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by brano_co View Post
                            yes i can but they moved into that house when he was already in IRL, so dont think he can spott the difference that idea with grass is excelent

                            his car is in IRL, for that reason is he flying home

                            about the swingers party - think he will be really lucky, but that dont make on my face, but on his...

                            want to see his parrents once they open his mail (once he is in IRL they are opening all his mail to let him now just the most necessary informations) with gay porn not bad idea too

                            where are you going for this **** Gary btw?

                            im a squaddie! this is what we do lol

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                            • #15
                              Put some "girly" wallpaper up in his place.
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